Michael smokin'-Crackson

Michael Jackson has been missing payments on his parents' house in L.A., as well as Neverland.

Translation: Jackson finances his properties.

How (oh how) do you earn $500 million dollars in your lifetime, and still end up FINANCING a PROPERTY? Dude's been living at Neverland since the 80's(!) and the place still isn't paid off. (And yet, that Martin Bashir cat watched him drop six mil on a few urns and paintings. He spent that in about 10 minutes.)

MJ, you are a head-scratcher and a brow-raiser. I daresay you're a jaw-dropper, even.

Music, as transferred through your phone line

As you can see over there on the right, I added a futuristic musical playback widget to the sidebar. Now I feel (and am considering dressing) like this guy:

You may have to wait a second or two for the songs to load (and you'll notice that autoplay is kindly set to the "off" position), but the sound quality is so much better than, for example, the Myspace player.